To honour the Huffington Post’s shameful realisation of Poe’s Law,* my very own listicle. 1. Fuddruckers I don’t know what this is, but it sounds dirty. 2. Sorry You’re not sorry, stop saying sorry. 3. Champagne wishes and caviar dreams Things that were popular in the eighties. 4. Cavalier  Sounds like caviar, annoying by association. 5. Sign language…